- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

white or wheat? wheat please.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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