What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

How high is the sky? True or False

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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