- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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