So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

ure mama's so fat

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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