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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

a black guy walks into a black bar

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

every cloud has a silver lining

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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