- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

every cloud has a silver lining

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

a black guy walks into a black bar

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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