- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Skinny people fart less.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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