- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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