- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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