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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

a black guy walks into a black bar

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

every cloud has a silver lining

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why? Because.

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