Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Skinny people fart less.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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