Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

your so fat. your fat!

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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