How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

batman has diarrhea

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