Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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your so fat. your fat!

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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