- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

your so fat. your fat!

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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