What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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