Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Racial Equality

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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