How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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PENIS

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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