Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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