- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

what did the farmer do? plant

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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