- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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