What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What does water taste like? Water

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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