- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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