What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Women's rights.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Women's rights

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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