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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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