- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Hi, my name is Jake.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Urban ghettos

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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