- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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