What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Abortion.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

I'm so punny.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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