A young baby died.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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