what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Your mother just died.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

people magazine

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Jersey Shore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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