Turkeys are obese

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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