- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

anti jokes are really funny

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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