- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

A dead guy walks into a grave.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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