Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Dyslexia ruels!

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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