- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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