A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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