- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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