- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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