What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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What's the new green? Green

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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