Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

SHUT UP JP

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

That is so fetch

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Anti Joke

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