- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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