Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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hey hey apple

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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