Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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