A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Hi.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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