whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Justin Bieber.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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