- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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