- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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