A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Good afternoon.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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I C U P White stuff

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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