What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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