What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Balls

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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this website is a bad joke

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Do the roar!

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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