I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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