When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

women's rights.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Who is it?

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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