Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

I enjoy Popcorn

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

William wright is Gay

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Men's rights

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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