- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A woman is carried out of a bar.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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