- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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