How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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