Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A man walks into a bar

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Neil is a reterd.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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