- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

A man walks into a bar

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Neil is a reterd.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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