What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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outside your comfort zone

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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