- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Cancer.

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