- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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