Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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