- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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