- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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