- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Who is it?

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

A American seeking into mexico

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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