- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

roses are red violets are blue they really are

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