- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why didn't he finish his

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

why am I writing this...im bored

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Jeff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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