- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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