whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

tim has no humor

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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