Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What is the name of the car? What

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

A American seeking into mexico

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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