- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Get up Look in the mirror

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why so serious ?

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

your mama's so fat... that's it

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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