What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

LO AND BEHOLD!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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