what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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