- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

KILL WHITEY

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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