- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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