- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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