- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

TIMMY

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Kyle grund parker coffey

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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