How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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