roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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