roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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