- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Rylan Clark

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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