Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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