- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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your so fat. your fat!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Skinny people fart less.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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