Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Skinny people fart less.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

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